Tell me if this poses a problem.

I present you, Scene One:

Troy (to his little friend, last weekend): Can I draw on that?

His friend (holding a magnetic doodler): No. I have it.

Troy: But I HAVE to draw! God SAID I have to draw! He SAYS if I don’t draw nigh to Him, He won’t draw nigh to me! GOD says it! In James 4:8! I need to draw!

(And he promptly snatched the doodler from her hands, clearly showing Christ’s love and gentleness.)

And now, Scene two:

Troy (peeking around the stairway, two minutes after being tucked into bed): Daddy, you forgot to put the teeny tiny white diaper wipe trashcan back in our room.

Daddy (raising his eyes to the banister): It’s okay, Troy, I’ll put it back in the morning.

Troy (arms outstretched, palms facing ceiling): But Daddy, it goes in my room and it’s not put away. Daddy, you aren’t obeying God. You aren’t following Jesus! You didn’t… (searching his little three-year-old blonde head for the right word)… you aren’t… you didn’t…

And here he promptly bursts into song:

Troy (with great gusto): I have de-CI-ded to follow JE-e-sus! I have de-CIIII-ded to follow JE-sus!

Troy (seriously, brow knit in concern): Daddy, you aren’t deciding to follow Jesus. Now you can’t go to heaven!


I think we might have missed something somewhere…





(Note: I do believe the feed problems are now fixed–WOOT. You feedreaders probably only missed a couple posts.)

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