You know you’re a parent when you hang on your guy’s arm, giddy and smiling, as you walk in to Walmart while the grandparents wait with the kiddos in the car.

Hot date, you know.

But you know you’re a total geek (aka, a blogger) if, when you share the aforementioned tidbit with your husband as your pass through Wally World’s automatic doorways, he laughs, replying, “Well, THAT’s a post right there.”

And you tell him, “Actually, it would make a better Tweet.”

Without batting an eye: “Well, not if you develop it. You could, you know, just post this conversation. This right here needs to be posted.”

And so, when your hot Walmart date is over, you go home… and write it up.

Also: I feel it my human duty to inform you that Walmart was playing Christmas music on November 1st. I believe in coming years we will be singing “Deck the Halls” as our Fourth of July theme.

Okay. Carry on.

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