It is 8:00pm.

My boys and I, along with my mother-in-love who flew in last night, are leaving to drive to Colorado at 5am. I’ll be getting up at 4am.

I have probably five hours worth of work to do before we leave.

You do the math.

This is going to be a short night.

So since I have very little brain left at the moment, I’ll use this little moment of nursing the baby to employ the numbered list format.

Beginning presently.

1. How on earth does one pack for a month? I mean, I know I’m supposed to pack for a week or so and do laundry and all… but, seriously??? What if, on day 18, I decide nothing I have will look good and I’m pining with all my heart for that one particular shirt which will be hanging back home in my closet? What do I do then? Add that to the fact that this is JUNE in the highest town (in elevation) IN THE COUNTRY, which means that it could snow one day and be 75 degrees the next.

(You ask how I know? Remind me to tell you the story of my June wedding day sometime. The day on which we’d planned to get married on the lake shore amid the gorgeous trees, with the snow-capped Rockies as a close backdrop. The day we had to decide what to do as the dark clouds rolled in and the strong winds kicked up and our guests were being seated. The day we ended up getting married inside at the church while it hailed and poured and was completely black outside. That’s how I know. Ahem.)

This would explain why I have packed just about everything else… except for MY clothes.

2. Does anyone have any miracle solution for shin splints? Because apparently it’s not a good idea for a treadmill runner to take advantage of the fact that someone beside herself is at her house to watch her children and decide to run in the great outdoors. Which, in this case, means breathing the fresh air while running on the sidewalk. Apparently, the sidewalk is much harder on the legs.

Who knew?

Apparently, everyone except for the runner herself. Well, folks, she knows now.

She also knows it’s not a good idea to trip down her stairs. Because the combination of shin splints and a twisted right ankle is not helping her tonight. She doesn’t think it will help her while she drives a gazillion hours tomorrow, either.

3. Does anyone have the invention plans for the Magnificent Multi-Phasic Take-Your-Time-Machine? (HUGE bonus points to whoever can name the “inventor” of that “machine.”) Because I’d like one right now.

4. I totally had several more things to say. But I have no idea what they were anymore. And besides, the baby is done nursing. And my currently un-packed clothes are beckoning.

Catch ya later, peeps.

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