I guess utensils like, you know, FORKS and SPOONS are just boring.

See this?

And this?
Look closely.

That is a crayon, peeps. A nice, blue crayon.

Thankfully, most restaurants today don’t reuse their crayons, child after child, like they did when I was little. Who knows what would be on that blue piece of wax if they did. I’m sure this fearless fellow would have contracted some deadly disease by now as a result of this dinner.

Unless, of course and most likely, the germs were completely rendered harmless by all that cheese from macaroni which adorns my son’s face and the globs of whipped cream being eaten with said crayon.

Because we all know a little blue wax and a few shreds of soggy paper always make dinner a better event, don’t we?

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